Thursday, August 28, 2008



A Conversation on the Way Home From School

Ethan: Mom did you know that if you put and pepperoni in the ground and cover it with dirt and give it lots of water and sunshine...Did you know that if you do all that it will grow into a pepperoni tree and grow lots and lots of pepperonis? (Imagine his face so serious and excited)

Me: No. I didn't know that. Where did you learn that?(I'm wondering what the heck they are teaching in school these days)

Ethan: I learned it on the TV...TV makes me smart.


Me: Yep, it sure does.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

First, let me say that I am ashamed to admit this BUT I used to be so stinkin judgmental. I would see frazzled moms rushing through the aisles of the store in clothing that resembled their pajamas and with children that had mismatched clothes, missing shoes, and the WORST offense of all...SNOTTY FACES!!! There I stood with my 16 year old self, knowledge and wisdom just emanating from me and would think, "What a mess. Is she lazy or what??? I would never NO never let myself or more importantly my children out of the house like that..." Well as the saying goes," What comes around goes around," and I all too often have to eat those words. I am that mom. I don't have girls so I don't know about them, but I know boys and it is a scientific certainty that within 2 minutes of a bath and clean clothes they will find mud, they are wired to lose shoes, genetically predisposed to mis-match their clothes and literal GRIME magnets.

The other day I looked though all the pictures on the computer and had a sad realization, I have no good pictures of them. I mean there is the occasional clean and smiling face, the token photo that you send to grandparents, but overall I have files upon files of stinky, mis-matched, slightly grimy boys and as much as I love those grimy boys...as much as I adore their stink... that judgmental 16 year old resurfaced and she cringed. She took charge, scrubbing the grime and stink away. She dressed them in clothes they HATED and made them sit WAY TOO LONG...and listened to them whine and moan and SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT! Deep under those layers of grime she found these sweet faces.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Whew! We did it and I mean WE...I think this day was a big accomplishment for both of us. My baby started school and I only teared up twice. I had my big breakdown last night...I started to get that " school starts tomorrow stomachache" you know the one you always got the night before school started when you were little... well that hit me last night and I felt like I was 5 again, sick with worry over going to school. Except this time I'm 25 and it's worse. I had a big cry and bemoaned the troubles of children growing up and then it was over.
Today went really well. We both had the jitters but he did really good. He didn't get a snack with the rest of his class because he was too afraid to stand close enough to his teacher to get it and he froze like a deer in headlights on the stairs into his classroom. He just stood there frozen staring at his shoes while all the kids filed past him...that was my first tear up. But we did it and it's such a relief!!!
Want to hear another sad story? I fell on his playground. I wasn't even wearing heels or there wasn't anything in my way. I just lost balance and fell. Luckily Ethan was in class or he would have been embarrassed for life...now I'm the only one embarrassed for life!


Wearing his "Ethan" backpack

His scared little face moments before he had to go in the classroom.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Tonight was Meet The Teacher night at school. I had to bribe Ethan with a Quarter to get him to sit in his desk so I could take this picture...wonder what I'll have to bribe him with to get him to stay on Monday.

Here's Preston showing Ethan his desk... the thing that surprised me the most was the smell...it was pleasantly smell free! My biggest memory of Kindergarten, well my entire school career actually, is the smell. To this day that smell haunts me...I can't think of words to describe it. Hmmmm, I really can't find words to describe it... I'm wracking my brain for any adjective and the only one I can think of is just plain old stale! During the few occasions I have gone back into a public school since high school graduation I'm always surprised to find that same smell filling those buildings - I prepared myself tonight to smell it again, reminding me of the years I was tortured breathing the foulness in, but it wasn't there. The place smelled great. I know this matters little to you, but I found it hugely comforting!
Two days left...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Rachel's most recent comment has reminded me that I am in a SERIOUS blogging slump. But that's a lie, it didn't really remind me, I was VERY aware of my lack of blog inspiration. I've sat down and started several posts, only to delete them minutes later. We're going on almost two weeks...that's no good. Before you know it this blog will find it's self with the same fate as my journal with an entry once a year. That would be such a shame. I really have loved blogging...actually I just remembered that I started this blog about a year ago....sometime in early September. Wow! I feel so proud, it's like watching my baby turn one. I'll have to plan a special birthday celebration. OK I'm losing topic here. So...basically I've hit a blogging slump. Not an ounce of creativity in me at the moment...so to continue this boring post I'll just give you a sample of the mundane we've experienced around here lately:

Ethan starts school Monday and we bought all of his school clothes this week. They wear uniforms at his school and the other day I forced him to try all his new school clothes on and model them for me. By model, I mean whine and stomp and beg me not to make him put on a belt and shoes. What a mean mom...a belt and shoes...cruel and unusual. He was adorable with his little polo and khaki pants, he looked like a little business man. You know I will be out there the first day embarrassing the smile right off of him snapping all sorts of pictures.

This one isn't boring...We've had company here for a couple of weeks. Ben Strader, is going to grad school here and they have been with us while they get settled. It's been fun...Preston is an early bird and he usually falls asleep super early so it's been fun having people stay up and party with me every night!!

I've had a series of strange dreams...really strange. I just dreamt that I was trapped in an elevator during an earthquake and it bounced me inside like a bouncy ball. I kept hitting the ceiling...OK, I'm taking a stand, putting an end to this boredom. Are you sleeping yet. I told you things have been boring.

I had a few more boring experiences to share but this is putting ME to sleep. I can't imagine what it's doing to you.

To end this on a more exciting note... here's a yummy recipe I just tried...it's a sad day when the most interesting piece of info you can share from your last two weeks is a cookie recipe. But thus it is. It's from the New York Times and described as the World's Best Chocolate Chip Cookie. I tried them and they were VERY VERY good and they stayed soft for days...well I'm not sure they lasted that long in this house but they stayed soft for as long as they lasted and that's a big accomplishment for dry and hot Arizona.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Breaking Dawn...

I'm not trying to be cruel here, honestly I'm not. I am a huge Twilight fan, I made t-shirts for the release of Breaking Dawn for goodness sake, I love/loved good ol' Stephenie Meyer. So this is in no way an attempt to bash her...it's just a way to feel vindicated. I am not the only person dissatisfied with Breaking Dawn. After this post I will try not to think of it any longer. Breaking Dawn, the book responsible for breaking my tender heart, will be dead to me.

Washington Post

"This ick factor goes through the roof in Breaking Dawn, which is, frankly, dreadful. It's difficult to imagine teenage girls identifying with 18-year-old Bella's marriage to Edward shortly after her high school graduation, especially when the wedding is followed by an extended soft-focus honeymoon sequence, which is almost immediately followed by Bella's sudden loss of appetite and puking in the bathroom.

Yes, she's pregnant. And because conception occurred while Bella was still mortal, the fetus is a vampire-human hybrid, growing at an unnatural rate and gifted with such supernatural strength that when it kicks inside the womb, it breaks Bella's ribs.

It gets worse: Breaking Dawn has a childbirth sequence that may promote lifelong abstinence in sensitive types. And it becomes downright surreal when the lovelorn lycanthrope Jacob gets romantically imprinted on Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee, a blood-slurping newborn nicknamed Nessie (for the Loch Ness monster). This imprinting is a werewolf thing: Jacob's 14-year-old friend earlier imprinted on a toddler, with the implication that she will eventually become his mate.

Reader, I hurled.

Breaking Dawn's last 100 pages attempt to create yet another epic showdown, this time with the ancient vampire hierarchy. But even this ends in a damp fizzle. The most devoted readers will no doubt try to make excuses for this botched novel, but Meyer has put a stake through the heart of her own beloved creation. "


Entertainment Weekly
"The series has always been grounded in Bella's human voice... As the masochistic teenage mother-to-be of a monster - a fetus that breaks her mother's ribs when it kicks - she is not only hard to identify with but positively horrifying, especially while guzzling human blood to nourish the infant. (She adamantly refuses an abortion, which even Edward begs her to consider.) By the time the feverish birth scene rolls around, you'll think Rosemary's Baby might make a suitable companion video to What to Expect When You're Expecting.
And this is just the beginning.
During the loonier stretches of the novel, Meyer wisely turns the narration over to Bella's old friend Jacob, a warmhearted werewolf who has always been sweet on her. He becomes our tenuous anchor to sanity, as outrageous new plot twists sprout like kudzu. "I felt like - like I don't know what. Like this wasn't real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom," Jacob confides before he too is swept up in the narrative mayhem. So do we, Jacob. So do we."

From Publishers Weekly
It might seem redundant to dismiss the fourth and final Twilight novel as escapist fantasy--but how else could anyone look at a romance about an ordinary, even clumsy teenager torn between a vampire and a werewolf, both of whom are willing to sacrifice their happiness for hers? Flaws and all, however, Meyer's first three novels touched on something powerful in their weird refraction of our culture's paradoxical messages about sex and sexuality. The conclusion is much thinner, despite its interminable length. Everygirl Bella achieves her wishes quickly (marriage and sex, in that order, are two, and becoming an immortal is another), and once she becomes a vampire it's almost impossible to identify with her. But that's not the main problem. Essentially, everyone gets everything they want, even if their desires necessitate an about-face in characterization or the messy introduction of some back story. Nobody has to renounce anything or suffer more than temporarily--in other words, grandeur is out. This isn't about happy endings; it's about gratification. A sign of the times?

The LA Times
It’s virtually impossible not to draw parallels between "Breaking Dawn," the concluding installment in the “Twilight” series, and the final “Harry Potter” book. Both involve revolve around mythic worlds and young, ill-prepared protagonists headed toward a supernatural showdown between good and evil.

The problem is Stephenie Meyer is no J.K. Rowling. We who’ve enjoyed the work of both authors have known this since we picked up “Twilight.” (I like Edward too, but there’s only so many times I can read how “beautiful,” “perfect” and “dazzling” he is.) But with these final chapters, in which both authors really swung for the epic, Meyer’s bunted.

Things looked promising at first. The pace is swift and the curve balls surprising and frequent: Bella and Edward finally get busy, we get inside Jacob’s head, Bella joins the Cullens in immortality, Jacob finds his mate.

But all the while, a larger story arc is missing. The love triangle is, sadly, summarily dealt with, and once the romance is over we’re left only with Edward and Bella’s child Renesmee -- even the name, well, it’s no Hermione is it -- and all the conflicts she so quickly and disappointingly resolves. Edward versus Jacob? Over and done with. Vampires versus werewolves? One big happy family. Bella being a ravenous newborn? She’s not going to eat her kid!

So what to when you’ve written yourself into a corner? Meyer is forced to more or less start over and she spends the second half of “Breaking Dawn” going for outright thriller. The second half of the book singularly involves the mystery of Renesmee and shielding her from the threat of the Volturi, an enemy initially so full of literary potential. Bella, Jacob, Edward and the rest of the “Twilight” characters become little more than Renesmee’s anxious protectors.

Bogged down in the new, too convenient mythology -- Bella’s new power is the only one that will matter -- the book winds up faltering under its own weighty aspirations. Bella’s covert operation, the additions to the Cullen camp, the unique powers of the new vampires are explained so thoroughly yet serve so little dramatic effect that “Breaking Dawn” could easily have trimmed off 200 pages and reached the same anticlimactic ending. What’s worse, the new guys are there merely to populate the side of good for a battle that -- the big spoiler -- never happens. That's right. No blood shed. No deaths of loved ones to kill readers in the gripping way Rowling did in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."

At least when you get to page 735 -- where you’ll find the resolution neatly tied up -- it’s more a confirmation of what you saw coming rather than simply a letdown. And as for the final scene, Meyer writes this one like she's already imagined it on the big screen, with the swelling of sappy love song and a fade to black.

We would have much preferred the whole thing to end in book three, "Eclipse," with yes, some happiness for Bella, but also some angst, some heartbreak, and a dark, ominous future looming.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

It was the Best of Times, It was the Worst of Times...


This post is sad. Real Sad. "Heartbreak" type of sad. "Devastation" type of sad. "How do I go on" type of sad...well, pretty close.

Let's start with the good. First, I just went away for a girls weekend. I haven't done a girls weekend without kids in a long time. Actually, come to think of it, I've never done one. I was excited. Irritatingly excited. Preston was happy for me to go just so I would stop screaming and jumping up and down every time I thought about it. We were going to stay at a resort, eat food to excess, stay up all night if we felt so inclined, and then sleep in so so so late, and most importantly we were going to get BREAKING DAWN, the last in the Twilight series, and read, more like devour, it the whole weekend long.

So the weekend started out great. Lots of screaming and laughing. We met wearing our matching t-shirts and had a delicious dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. We went to Border's for a"Breaking Dawn Release Party" and sadly it was a sign of things to come. Apparently we picked the sketchy, preteen, awkward, creepy party. Who cares, we just want Breaking Dawn right? Wrong!

Breaking Dawn was TERRIBLE. That is an understatement. Breaking Dawn was a disaster. Again another understatement. Breaking Dawn broke my heart. I loved the Twilight Series. Stephenie Meyer was the beacon for stay at home moms every where. "If that mother of three boys could do it, maybe this mother of two boys could do it. Maybe one day I will get my big idea..." Well if my big idea involves creating that kind of junk, then forget about it. I don't want to spoil it( but really Stephenie does that all by herself) so I won't reveal too much about the book. I just want to say that she took our beloved characters, people that we have come to adore and talk and speculate about over the last year and destroyed them. It's like taking Pride and Prejudice and writing a sequel where Lizzy Bennett and Mr. Darcy become alcoholics, join the circus where they specialize in sword swallowing and other human tricks, fight incessantly and name their first child "Beowulf." How did this happen? How did the woman responsible for Bella and Edward, Jacob and Alice create one of the most ridiculous books I've ever read?

The book dampened our weekend...it was like we were all in shock. And we had good reason to be, we had just witnessed a train wreck first hand. We kept staring at each other while mumbling the same things over and over.
Things like:
"How did this happen?"
"Nessie?"
"Where were her editors,"
"Is this a joke? This is a fake book. There's no way this is real..."
"Jazz?"
"What the..."

Seriously guys, save yourself some pain. Just stop at Eclipse and pretend like Breaking Dawn doesn't exist. I think tomorrow night I will be hosting a "Breaking Dawn Book Burning" party if anyone is interested!

Katie picking me up. Can you see the excitement on our faces? We had no idea what was coming!!!


Katie and Farrah.

Wearing our matching shirts...they read
Front:"Edward's Polygamist Wife #1" we each had a different number.
Back: "Who said Vampires can't have more than one wife"
Me, embarrassed at the Release Party...Sketchy!

"Killing" some time at Borders.

The whole coven at Cheesecake Factory...thanks Joni!!

Julie, Katie and I drowning our Breaking Dawn sorrows at the lazy river! Later we drowned them in some serious junk food!