A Conversation on the Way Home From School
Ethan: Mom did you know that if you put and pepperoni in the ground and cover it with dirt and give it lots of water and sunshine...Did you know that if you do all that it will grow into a pepperoni tree and grow lots and lots of pepperonis? (Imagine his face so serious and excited)
Me: No. I didn't know that. Where did you learn that?(I'm wondering what the heck they are teaching in school these days)
Ethan: I learned it on the TV...TV makes me smart.
Me: Yep, it sure does.