Tuesday, March 25, 2008


I returned something at Wal-Mart and the conversation with the employee returning my item went something like this:

Employee: "Girl, I need to see your ID"
Andrea: Hands it to her
Employee: "Girl, you cheesin it up in this Photo"(pronounced foe-toe)
Andrea:(confused) "Oh....yeah....thanks?"
Employee: (Looking at my Nevada license) Ummm Girl, what'r those dumb letter thingies for Nevada?
Andrea: (dumbfounded. What is she talking about...Oh I think she's talking about the abbreviation for Nevada) " It's... NV."
Employee: (with conviction)"Those things are soo dumb."
Andrea: (Stunned)
Employee: Finishes my return, hands me the giftcard, and then my receipt." Now hang on to that receipt girl - it tells you how much money you be pimpin round here with."
Andrea: Rushes out to her car to write this down- so she can blog it later.
Where have we gone wrong?

13 comments:

benseyleb said...

what the??? did fantasia take the red-eye flight over to the walmart in AZ?? was the girl wearing a hannah montana fake ponytail?

~Hartwig Family~ said...

Better watch out you might get some LEE press on nails stuck to your I.D. next time! Thanks for the laugh!

KMitchell said...

As soon as I saw the picture of Walmart I knew this post was going to be good. Wow! That is all I can say.

The Meehl Family said...

Are you serious?!

Emily said...

This is our future...It amazes me!

Lindsey Dubree said...

that gurl be straight trippin'

uh...your momma so poor that she can't afford a two piece and a biscuit.

campblondie said...

Girl, you so crazy!

The Holloways said...

I have got some MEGA walmart stories to share--no time right this second, but didn't want you to think I didn't read your fabulous, funny, crazy post!

Eyepoke said...
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Eyepoke said...

I laughed. what a FREAK

Elise said...

oh thanks for the laugh! I should have warned you about the wal marts out here, they are pretty weird sometimes. we actually saw a guy walking a live chicken around the store once!!!!

The Fishback's said...

This is a crack up! I just wish I could actually hear you telling the story because I am sure you could do a great imitation of her! Thanks for a good laugh!

Kirkham Family said...

Golding Family
That has got to be one of the funniest posts I have read in a long, LONG time! Thank you for the laugh!