I returned something at Wal-Mart and the conversation with the employee returning my item went something like this:
Employee: "Girl, I need to see your ID"
Andrea: Hands it to her
Employee: "Girl, you cheesin it up in this Photo"(pronounced foe-toe)
Andrea:(confused) "Oh....yeah....thanks?"
Employee: (Looking at my Nevada license) Ummm Girl, what'r those dumb letter thingies for Nevada?
Andrea: (dumbfounded. What is she talking about...Oh I think she's talking about the abbreviation for Nevada) " It's... NV."
Employee: (with conviction)"Those things are soo dumb."
Andrea: (Stunned)
Employee: Finishes my return, hands me the giftcard, and then my receipt." Now hang on to that receipt girl - it tells you how much money you be pimpin round here with."
Andrea: Rushes out to her car to write this down- so she can blog it later.
Where have we gone wrong?
13 comments:
what the??? did fantasia take the red-eye flight over to the walmart in AZ?? was the girl wearing a hannah montana fake ponytail?
Better watch out you might get some LEE press on nails stuck to your I.D. next time! Thanks for the laugh!
As soon as I saw the picture of Walmart I knew this post was going to be good. Wow! That is all I can say.
Are you serious?!
This is our future...It amazes me!
that gurl be straight trippin'
uh...your momma so poor that she can't afford a two piece and a biscuit.
Girl, you so crazy!
I have got some MEGA walmart stories to share--no time right this second, but didn't want you to think I didn't read your fabulous, funny, crazy post!
I laughed. what a FREAK
oh thanks for the laugh! I should have warned you about the wal marts out here, they are pretty weird sometimes. we actually saw a guy walking a live chicken around the store once!!!!
This is a crack up! I just wish I could actually hear you telling the story because I am sure you could do a great imitation of her! Thanks for a good laugh!
Golding Family
That has got to be one of the funniest posts I have read in a long, LONG time! Thank you for the laugh!
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